Interspecies Wrestling: Exact Change Only

Danbury, CT – 9.4.2010

New England Classic
Dasher Hatfield vs. Bastian Snow

Hatfield gets in a wicked pun by saying Snow “has crabs”. Cuz, y’know…he’s a crustacean. Snow rams his spikes on his back into Hatfield’s mid-section. Hatfield takes Snow down with a rear chinlock, but Snow’s horn prevent him from keeping it on. Hatfield is pulling some crabs off of his pubes and stomping on them on the mat. An angry Snow runs at Hatfield, and Hatfield drop toe holds him into the corner. Hatfield ties up Snow’s hands around the corner, then hits a delayed dropkick to Snow for two. Hatfield elbows Snow a couple times in the corner. Hatfield rolls into a pounch to Snow’s mid-section. He hits a back breaker, but Snow’s spikes hurt Hatfield’s knee. Snow drops him with an STO for one. Hatfield grabs the ropes to prevent being put in a Boston Crab. Hatfield slaps Snow and lays in some forearms. Snow reverses a whip and splashes Hatfield back first in the corner. Hatfield monkey flips Snow onto his spine. Hatfield nails Snow in the face with a knee lift, but misses an elbow drop. Snow suplexes Hatfield for two. Hatfield ducks a clothesline and backdrops Snow with authority. Hatfield hits a flipping neckbreaker. Hatfield kicks Snow off the apron to the floor. Hatfield rolls Snow back into the ring for a two count. Snow gives Hatfield a California Roll. Hatfield evades a Vader Bomb and gives Snow the Suicide Squeeze for the pin at 10:48. A few botches from Snow here and there, but otherwise a solid contest. Hatfield’s improvement becomes more and more apparent the more I watch him and the sky’s the limit for that guy. **1/4

’87 Kentucky Gangbang Steel Cage Warfare Match
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (Giant Tiger, Sexxxy Eddy, & Eddie Kingston) vs. Player Uno, Twiggy, & Hallowicked

This is under War Games rules, with a new participant entering every 90 seconds. The League won the coin toss, meaning they will get a new member in the match first. Sexxy Eddy (in a thong) and Twiggy start the match. Eddy takes the early lead, yet Twiggy prevents himself from being thrown into the steel cage. Eddy finally gets the wherewithal to whip Twiggy back first into the steel cage. Twigy boots Eddy and walks up in the cage into a bulldog. Eddy bites Twiggy’s hand to prevent being thrown into the cage. Twiggy takes control when Eddie Kingston hits the ring. Kingston ruthlessly throws Twiggy into each side of the cage. Kingston fish hooks Twiggy’s mouth. Kington and Eddy wishbone Twiggy’s legs. Kingston slingshots Twiggy into the side of the ring. Uno comes into the match with a steel chair, which he throws at Kingston’s face. Uno throws Kingston face first into the cage and grates his face into it. Uno knees the chair into Kingston’s face as Giant Tiger enters to Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok”. He’s wearing a pink singlet with the stomach cut out and is piss drunk. Kingston takes Twiggy over with a uranage slam and Tiger rubs his crotch into Uno’s face. Twiggy and Uno get thrown into the cage once more. Finally, the final participant in the match, Hallowicked, enters the fray. He comes in and hammers Kingston in the corner. Hallowicked throws Kingston and Tiger into the cage. Kingston leaves the cage and brings a second chair into the mix. Uno forearms it into Kingston’s face, and Kingston throws it at Uno’s face. Kingston sets up the chairs so that they’re facing each other. Kingston suplexes Uno onto both chairs. Tiger goes for a pin and gets two. Kingston looks for a frog splash onto Hallowicked on the chairs, but Hallowicked moves and Kingston lands stomach first onto them. Twiggy superkicks Kingston and gets taken down by Tiger. Tiger throws him into the cage while Kingston jabs Hallowicked and Uno with a chair. Kingston basement dropkicks a chair into Uno’s face. Eddy works over Hallowicked’s leg. Hallowicked gives all three members of the League individual scissor kicks. Why doesn’t he do that more often? Everyone except Uno and Tiger brawl out of the ring. Eddy and Kingston suplex Twiggy three times into the side of the cage. Tiger drops Uno with a no-armed pedigree on a steel chair. Uno miraculously kicks out at two. Tiger chokes Uno in the corner. Twiggy and Hallowicked re-enter the ring and volley Tiger with punches. Kingston and Eddy finally come back in to even the sides. Tiger goes to the top of the cage and hits a somersault senton onto everyone else in the ring! Once recovered, Twiggy drops Kingston with a tilt-a-whirl DDT. Tiger hits Twiggy with a pedigree and Uno breaks the pin. Uno nails a Falcon Punch, and Eddy drops him with a Rydeen Bomb. Hallowicked gives Eddy the Go Too Sleepy Hollow. Kingston knocks Hallowicked down with a lariat. Uno ducks a Backfist and hits Kingston with a Falcon Punch. He does it again. Tiger rakes Uno’s eyes while Kingston, Eddy, and Hallowicked go to the floor. Twiggy goes to the top of the cage and dives onto them with the Stage Dive. Tiger and Uno are once again alone in the rig. Uno hits a Flacon Punch a sit-out reverse piledriver for the pin at 22:54. This was a heck of a match. This was mayhem between six men rolled into one great package. The emotion of the match came across really well and led to a great main event for ISW’s fifth year triumph. All six men came to play and put on a fantastic cage match. ***1/2

Check out my review of the entire event here!


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