King of Trios 2009 Night I


Philadelphia, PA – 3.27.2009

Commentary is provided by Bryce Remsburg, UltraMantis Black, Mike Quackenbush, Leonard F. Chikarason, Louden Noxious, Mitch Ryder, and Eddie Kingston.

Team EPIC War (Austin Aries, Ryan Drago & Tony Kozina) are backstage. Drago introduces them. He says they have come with one goal in mind, higher than making the fans happy. Aries says he wants to make the fans happy. Fans! Kozina says last time he was in EPIC War was in a terrible six man tag with partners that left him for dead. He begs them to do their part. Aries says he knows his part and that the fans have his back. Kozina walks off. Drago says Aries disgusts him. Aries plays to the camera to close up the promo.

King of Trios 2009 First Round Match
Arik Cannon, Darin Corbin {NSE} & Ryan Cruz {NSE} vs. Austin Aries, Ryan Drago & Tony Kozina

Drago and Cannon trade wristlocks. Drago slaps Cannon in the face and throws him to the mat by his mohawk. Kozina chops Cannon and puts on a wristlock. He changes to a side headlock. Cannon breaks and armdrags Kozina into an armbar. He tags in Corbin who grabs a wristlock. Kozina headscissors Corbin to the corner. He trips Corbin to the floor, bringing in Cruz and Aries. Aries goes for a front chancery but Cruz escapes. He shoulder blocks Aries. Aries snaps off a couple armdrags. Cruz puts on a headscissors, and of course Aries pops out in a dropkick. Cruz and Corbin give him a tandem gutbuster and stereo dropkicks to the side of the head. Corbin gets two with a flip senton. Aries begins to fire up as Cannon axe handles his back. Aries tomahawk chops him and his partners, then chops them all. Kozina sends Cannon and himself to the floor with a Frankensteiner. Drago blind tags Aries, stopping his dive. Kozina brings Cruz back in for he and his teammates to work over in their corner. Kozina misses an attack on the ropes, allowing Cruz to kick Drago away and tag in Cannon. Cannon tags Drago with three haymakers and a jumping back elbow. He clotheslines Drago into a bulldog. A second rope elbow gets him two. Drago fights off a Saito suplex and enzugiri’s Cannon to the floor. Cruz and Corbin give Drago the Shellshock. They knock Aries and Kozina to the floor. Corbin dives onto Drago and Cannon. Aries cuts off Cruz’s dive with a clothesline. He hits the IED. Kozina springboards in with a bulldog. Corbin knocks Kozina and Aries off the top rope as they look to bring down Cruz. Cannon Saito suplexes Drago for two. Cruz Control gets the F1RST Family the pin at 11:43. This was a really fun and action packed match. Everyone worked hard and the crowd really got into the action. Aside from a couple slip ups, this was executed well and brought up the energy to get the show going on the right track. ***

King of Trios 2009 First Round Match
El Generico, Nick Jackson {YB} & Matt Jackson {YB} vs. Amasis {OP}, Ophidian {OP} & Escorpion Egipcio {OP}

Amasis does a little dancing to escape a wristlock, but Generico shows him up with his own dance moves after rolling through a sunset flip. Generico sends Amasis out with a leg lariat. Matt and Egipcio tag in. Matt evades some offense and headscissors Egipcio to the floor. Matt gives him a Frankensteiner on the floor. Nick and Ophidian jump into the ring. Ophidian backs Nick to the corner to break a hammerlock. He runs the ropes for a double wrist clutch drag, then Skins the Snake. Nick throws some kicks after a rope-assisted armdrag. He runs the ropes for another armdrag that sends Ophidian to the corner. Ophidian headscissors Nick and tags in Amasis. Matt rams his shoulder into Amasis’ mid-section a few times. Nick double axe handles Amasis’ arm. Generico gives him a backbreaker for one. The Bucks hit N’Sync for two. Matt gives Amasis a neckbreaker across Nick’s knee. Generico gets two with a standing moonsault. After Nick lands a slingshot senton, Amasis backs him to the Portal corner. Amasis and Ophidian double missile dropkick him off of Egipcio’s shoulders into a powerbomb. They dropkick Matt into a German suplex from Egipcio. Egipcio cuts off Generico with a clothesline. With Nick and Generico recovering, the Portal wear down Matt. By accident, Ophidian assists Matt with a standing Shiranui to Amasis. Generico comes in and backdrops Ophidian. He runs the ropes into a tornado DDT on Amasis. He headscissors Egipcio and snapmares him into a pin. Amasis and Ophidian break it. Matt Cactus clotheslines Ophidian to the floor while Nick uses his legs to pull Amasis to the floor. Matt catapults Nick into an Asai moonsault. Egipcio disposes of Matt. He TKO’s Generico for two. Matt assists Nick with a dropkick to Egipcio. Amasis and Ophidian take a double spear from Matt. He moonsaults onto them while Nick springboards in with a splash. Egipcio makes the save. Amasis eats a double superkick. Generico yakuza kicks Ophidian. Nick hits a slingshot X-Factor onto Amasis for two. Egipcio double chokeslams the Bucks. Ophidian and Amasis land the Eyes of Horus. Generico jumps in to break both pins. Egipcio is dropkicked to the floor by his partners. Generico avoids Ophidian’s corner attack and yakuza kicks Amasis. Amasis avoids a brainbuster. He rolls up Ophidian into a reverse prawn hold for the pin at 16:29. A little long but really fun. This was the Bucks debut on the East Coast and CHIKARA and they made a fantastic impression to a new crop of fans right off the bat. Their style mixed in really well with the Portal and they had some convincing near falls to keep the drama high. It’s a shame Generico and the Bucks didn’t go further as a team, but they would keep their momentum going tomorrow anyhow. ***¼

The Roughnecks are standing by. Eddie Kingston reminds us that he made it to the finals of King of Trios last year. Kingston doesn’t like remembering that he lost in the finals and Lee doesn’t like to remember that he lost in the first round with one of his friends and a random partner. When it comes to this year’s tournament, Kingston’s going to beat them up, Redwood’s going to chop them down, and Lee will run over whatever is left.

King of Trios 2009 First Round Match
Claudio Castagnoli, Bryan Danielson & Dave Taylor vs. Eddie Kingston {R}, Brodie Lee {R} & Grizzly Redwood {R}

Redwood shakes hands with Danielson, which Kingston and Lee do not approve of. His shoulder block attempts fail. Danielson challenges him to a test of strength. Danielson feigns Redwood taking control, then easily puts on a wristlock. Claudio and Taylor grab a wristlock themselves. Taylor puts on a straightjacket choke. Redwood backs off before Danielson can deliver an uppercut. Kingston is angry with Redwood, but steps in the ring with Danielson anyhow. Kingston runs the ropes, presumably for a shoulder tackle. Taylor and Claudio cut him off. All three members of Team Uppercut uppercut Kingston multiple time. Lee shoves Danielson to the mat out of a lock-up. Danielson knees him in the stomach as he comes off the ropes. He succombs to uppercuts from all of his opponents. Taylor clobbers his chest in the corner. Claudio nails a running uppercut. He assists Danielson with an uppercut before delivering another of his own. Lee slams Danielson. Redwood tricks Danielson into hip tossing Taylor. Danielson and Taylor double hip toss Claudio as he comes in. The Roughnecks try a sneak attack but all eat uppercuts. Danielson and Claudio double slam Kingston. Taylor teases a top rope move but his partners encourage him to second guess it. Lee and Redwood are sent to the floor. Kingston rolls out after taking a couple uppercuts. Lee traps Danielson so Redwood can chop block him. The Roughnecks take turn working over Danielson’s left leg. Danielson escapes their grasp by avoiding a corner attack from Lee and taking him down with a running right legged kick to the chest. Taylor uppercuts all of the Roughnecks. Claudio gives Redwood Swiss Chin Music. He Giant Swings Redwood as the crowd counts to 100. Lee and Kingston are held off by Danielson and Taylor respectively. Danielson then puts Redwood in the Cattle Mutilation. Redwood taps out at 20:38. You could tell both teams were having a blast and that fun transmitted through the screen. Admittedly they didn’t do much outside of uppercuts and Danielson’s leg being worked over, but that leg work would prove to be important for the rest of the weekend, and they made it matter here. **¾

Da Soul Touchaz and C-Red introduce themselves. Acid Jaz is injured, so Trauma, who debuted in the Midwest is with them instead. C-Red says this year they’re about business and are going home as the King of Trios.

King of Trios 2009 First Round Match
Marshe Rockett {ST}, Willie ‘da Bomb’ Richardson {ST} & Trauma {ST} vs. Pinkie Sanchez, Beef Wellington & Greg Excellent

Rockett puts Sanchez in a hammerlock. Sanchez grooves his way into a full nelson. Rockett does the splits and puts on a wristlock. Sanchez reverses. Rockett reverses and twists on the arm. Sanchez uses Nick Papagiorgio to flip Rockett to the mat and ram his buttocks in his face. Wellington and Richardson tag in. Wellington raps “Ice, Ice baby” in Richardson’s face. Richardson decks him, which Wellington admits he deserved. Sanchez grabs Richardson’s leg to cut off his dive. Trauma and Excellent tag in. Excellent points to the music guy who starts playing “Apache” by the Sugarhill Gang. Trauma and Excellent dance to it. Trauma lands a clothesline for two. Richardson slams Excellent and lands a second rope elbow for two. He slams Rockett onto Excellent. Excellent picks up Rockett for a Hart Attack from Wellington. Sanchez bunny hops over Excellent for a seated splash onto Rockett’s head. Rockett sunset flips Sanchez, but Sanchez seated splashes onto his chest. A springboard dropkick gets him two. Wellington lands a diving DDT for two. Excellent splashes him for two. Rockett avoids Wellington and Excellent’s double suplex by dropping them with neckbreakers. Rockett dives after them onto the floor. Trauma teases a dive but gets cut off by Sanchez’s hip attack. Sanchez then tope con hilo’s onto everyone. The larger Richardson tope con hilo’s onto everybody as well. He bionic elbows Wellington back in the ring. Sanchez hip attacks Richardson. Wellington drives his knees into his chest and Excellent hits a cannonball splash. Trauma breaks the pin. Wellington missile dropkicks Trauma. He comes off the top with a butt puch. Trauma blocks a Tiger Driver with a Death Valler Driver. Sanchez breaks the pin. He dropkicks Trauma’s leg out and nails him in the back of the head with a hip attack. He tries a sprinigboard maneuver, but Rockett catches him mid-air with the M-80. Excellent makes the save and uses the top rope for an assisted underhook piledriver. Richardson pounces Excellent. He drops the bomb with a top rope legdrop for the pin at 14:56. The comedy was top notch, as was the wrestling. Sanchez especially got a chance to shine. This match really embodied the CHIKARA spirit, which is funny considering none of these guys were regulars in any capacity at the time. Possibly the most underrated match of the tournament. ***

King of Trios 2009 First Round Match
Necro Butcher, Toby Klein & Brain Damage vs. Icarus {F}, Gran Akuma {F} & Chuck Taylor {F}

Klein bites Taylor’s hand in a wristlock. Damage and Butcher bring Icarus and Akuma into the ring. Damage clotheslines Icarus while Butcher has a violence party with Akuma. The Deathmatch Kings beat down F.I.S.T. on the floor. Damage clobbers Akuma back in the ring. Klein rams Icarus and Taylor’s head into each other. Akuma throws some kicks at Damage but gets clotheslined down. Butcher has a violence party with Icarus. Butcher blocks a tornado DDT and gives Icarus a hard right hand. Klein chops and punches Taylor. Butcher drops Icarus spine first on a chair. Akuma grabs two chairs. He and Butcher sit in them and take turns punching one another. Akuma throws a kick causing Butcher to throw rapid fire punches. Damage back suplexes Akuma with the chair. Icarus Side Russian leg sweeps Butcher while Taylor disposes of Damage. Butcher is isolated from his partners in F.I.S.T.’s corner. Klein goes into business for himself, dragging Icarus to the floor. He puts a toe hold on Taylor, leading to a chain of submissions, including a cravate from Necro! Damage, instead of grabbing a hold, punches Icarus, causing the chain to collapse. He pummels Icarus on the mat. Akuma kicks Damage until he stops. Klein big boots Akuma. He misses a springboard back splash on Taylor. Butcher punches Taylor and brings him out of the corner with a bulldog. Akuma kicks at Butcher. Taylor tosses Butcher out. Klein gives Taylor a Death Valley Driver for two. Klein ascends the ropes. Akuma crotches him. Icarus kicks him and tornado DDT’s Damage on the floor. Taylor brings him down with the Awful Waffle for the pin at 12:01. You won’t find a more hard hitting match than this all tournament long. Seeing the Deathmatch Kings was a real novelty but they did a fine job mixing it up with F.I.S.T. **¾

King of Trios 2009 First Round Match
Jimmy ‘Equinox’ Olsen {TFN}, Lince Dorado {TFN} & Helios {TFN} vs. Kota Ibushi {DDT}, KUDO {DDT} & Michael Nakazawa {DDT}

Dorado can’t lock up with Nakazawa’s oil covered body. Dorado wipes him off and grabs a wristlock. Nakazawa escapes and tags in KUDO. He brings down Equinox in a front facelock. KUDO wins a kick exchange handedly. Ibushi pops up from Helios’ shoulder blocks. He avoids a legsweep which frustrates Helios. Nakazawa and KUDO accidentally elbow Ibushi to the floor. The Future is now triple dropkick the two of them in their heads. Ibushi dropkicks Helios and Equinox to the floor. He rocks Dorado with kicks to the chest and dropkicks him. Nakazawa knocks Equinox and Helios off the apron while KUDO and Ibushi simultaneously kick Dorado. Nakazawa rams his crotch into Dorado’s face. Helios and Equinox take running chest kicks from Ibushi and KUDO. Nakazawa sprays baby oil on them, then slides into a double back senton. He strikes Helios in opposite corners. Helios German suplexes him out and then delivers a Pele kick. Ibushi knocks down Dorado with kicks and then lands a standing moonsault for two. KUDO delivers some hard back kicks to Equinox. Equinox withstands the onslaught of KUDO and Nakazawa (who crotched him on the ropes) and drives KUDO face first into the mat with a low Frankensteiner. Dorado comes in with a high crossbody. He snapmares KUDO into a chinlock. Helios dropkicks KUDO for two. KUDO springboard dropkicks Dorado. Helios spin kicks Ibushi. He tiger walks up Ibushi and hits a cannonball senton. He matches Ibushi’s earlier standing moonsault with his own. Ibushi sends him out with an enzuigiri. Equinox suplexes Nakazawa. Dorado and Helios give him a tandem Hero’s Welcome for two. Dorado applies a Camel Clutch. Nakazawa uses the baby oil to escape. Ibushi sends Dorado out and Pele kicks Equinox. Ibushi kicks Equinox in the chest. Helios misses the Sky is Falling. KUDO comes off the top with double knees of his own. The Future is Now hit triple German suplexes. Helios and Dorado miss their shooting star presses, but Equinox’s standing variation on Nakazawa connects. Ibushi moonsaults onto Dorado on the floor. Helios sends KUDO to the floor and follows with a Sasuke Special. Nakazawa spears Equinox for two. He Angle Slams Equinox for two. Nakazawa ingests some baby oil. Equinox strikes his throat, causing Nakazawa to choke. Equinox stomps him and he spits out the oil. Equinox rolls him into the CHIKARA Special and Nakazawa taps out at 17:50. This didn’t really have much of a story holding everything together. It was mostly a series of moves and an ending. It also went on too long and the crowd became restless. A weird match, but there was still some good action. **½

King of Trios 2009 First Round Match
Mike Quackenbush, Jorge ‘Skayde’ Rivera & Johnny Saint vs. Delirious {I}, Hallowicked {I} & Frightmare {I}

Delirious and Frightmare freak out at the bell. Frightmare armdrags Skayde twice. Skayde ties up Frightmare’s arms around his leg and waist. He puts on a half crab, then gives Frightmare his own armdrag. He applies a courting hold, then a hammerlock. Frightmare snapmares free. He armdrags Skayde to the floor and tope con hilo’s onto him. Quackenbush and Hallowicked come in. They look for control on the mat. Hallowicked uses the ropes to armdrag Quackenbush out of a courting hold. Quackenbush avoids a yakuza kick and monkey flips Hallowicked. Quackenbush uses the ropes for a Frankensteiner. Delirious and Saint tag in. Saint schools Delirious in counter wrestling as they exchange arm holds. He uses his leg to reverse a full nelson in the exchange as well. Saint puts on a nerve hold. Delirious snapmares out into a chinlock. Saint turns that into a wristlock and tags in Quackenbush. Delirious tags in Frightmare. Quackenbush puts him in a straight jacket choke, then the Cerebro Lock. Frightmare takes him down with a step-up Frankensteiner. Quackenbush cuts off his momentum with a backbreaker for two. Frightmare cartwheel armdrags Quackenbush to the floor. Saint agonizes Hallowicked in a double wristlock. He puts on a nerve hold while pulling Hallowicked’s back over his knees. Saint’s controls Hallowicked by his wrist. When he can’t get a pin, he tags in Skayde. He and Delirious pick up the pace. Delirious shoulder blocks Skayde. Skayde clasps his feet against Delirious’ head. He puts him in a modified pendulum stretch. Quackenbush rolls Delirious into a regulation pendulum stretch. Saint puts on a Romero Stretch. Quackenbush puts on a sharpshooter with a Muta Lock. Delirious gets the ropes to escape. Delirious misses Shadows Over Heck but lands a leg lariat. He tosses Quackenbush into Hallowicked for Go 2 Sleepy Hollow. Quackenbush rolls him up into a modified crucifix pin for two. Skayde headscissors Hallowicked into Delirious. Delirious backdrops Skayde but accidentally forearms Hallowicked. Skayde assists Quackenbush with a London Bridge on them both. Quackenbush tornado cltuches Hallowicked while Delirious crucifix pins Skayde, with both only getting a two count. Skayde and Quackenbush send Delirious and Hallowicked out. They double slam Frightmare. Saint jackknife pins him. Hallowicked makes the save. Saint backdrops Hallowicked. Quackenbush sends Skayde to the floor onto Hallowicked and tope con hilo’s onto Frightmare. Saint tricks Delirious into a pin with the Lady of the Lake. He baits Delirious into a schoolboy for the pin at 21:45. Although it was a little long (a trend?) I enjoyed the counter wrestling and Lucha influenced combat we got. Seeing Delirious in the ring with Saint is surreal, but it worked! ***

Al Snow and Glacier and backstage. Glacier says he made it to the finals last year (????), but this year, they’re down a partner with Iceberg unable to make it. Snow says it doesn’t matter, he says their opponents should pack up and head home. Between the two of them and their experience, there’s not much they can do to surprise them. Snow says they always have a plan. Glacier is on board with a two on three bout.

Luckily for Snow and Glacier, they would get a new partner drawn from a hat (as is tradition). While the colorful Amazing Red and Green Ant aren’t here, D’Lo Brown is and the crowd is excited to see him. He will fill in for Iceberg.

King of Trios 2009 First Round Match
Glacier, Al Snow & D’Lo Brown vs. Vin Gerard {U}, STIGMA {U} & Colin Delaney {U}

After some stalling, Delaney gets in the ring with Glacier. Glacier does some damage to Delaney’s left arm. Snow double axe handles the arm as he tags in. He clotheslines Delaney for two. Brown gets in some punches and chops on Delaney. Glacier sweeps out his legs for a two count. Delaney tags in Gerard, who is tentative to get in the ring with Glacier. He mocks Glacier’s martial arts background. He gets in a couple cheap shots and hits the floor. Glacier refuses to wrestle anyone else, so Gerard has to come back in. Glacier chops him down and tosses him to the floor. STIGMA comes in with forearms. Glacier hip tosses him out of the corner. After some chops he grabs STIGMA’s belt. Brown punches STIGMA while Glacier is holding onto him. STIGMA kicks out Brown’s leg. He goes for That Japanese Move. Brown ducks and hits it himself! Delaney attacks Brown from behind. Brown knocks STIGMA down and lands a second rope moonsault for two. He clotheslines Delaney to the floor. Snow gets in a shot or two on STIGMA before the other UnStable members get in some offense. Snow takes down Delaney and lands his own second rope moonsault. Glacier does some damage to his leg. Brown lariats Delaney twice. He snapmares Delaney into a diving lariat. Gerard breaks the pin. Snow gives Delaney a shoulder breaker. Delaney rakes Snow’s eyes. Gerard takes out Snow’s legs and pummels him in the corner. Snow grabs his throat and puts on a modified chinlock. Gerard slips out of a slam attempt. STIGMA and Snow exchange blows. Snow suplexes STIGMA and drops a knee across his face. Glacier twists on STIGMA’s neck. Brown punches him in the stomach. Brown comes off the second rope with a knee drop. Delaney pulls down the ropes to send Snow out when he hits the ropes. Gerard and Delaney put the boots to him. Snow is bullied by the UnStable for a good while, including them mocking D’Lo Brown by all three hitting frog splashes. Brown and Glacier attack STIGMA and Gerard when the UnStable dog pile Snow. Snow sends Gerard to the floor. Snow avoids STIGMA’s top rope knee and slams Delaney off the top turnbuckle. Brown throws clotheslines and chops at everyone. He spins out Delaney into a slam. STIGMA breaks the pin. Glacier kicks him to the floor. Brown gives Gerard the Rydeen Bomb. Delaney backslides Brown for the pin at 26:22. Why on Earth this went so long I have no idea. There was a whole lot of nothing going on for awhile and most of the action was meaningless. In retrospect, this should not have been the main event and gone a third of it’s length for a much more satisfactory package. *½

Glacier superkicks STIGMA. Snow knocks down Gerard with Head. Brown pops up Delaney into an Ace Crusher, then hits him with a frog splash. Snow hits Gerard with head again. I guess we get a happy ending to the evening after all.


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